Leave it to a Poodle to set a new record for the Fastest 10 Meters on a Walking Globe by a Dog.  Guinness World Records announced today that “Sailor” managed to set the record in an incredible 33.22 seconds at Hawthorn Middle School South in Vernon Hills, Illinois.  A couple of Sailor’s other feats seem more impressive to us (walking on front paws while the rear paws “walk” on a vertical wall – really?), and check out the sassy little side glance Sailor gives to the camera in that opening shot with the shopping car.  When all is said and done, however, we harkened back to why Sailor was almost put down.  It begs the question:  Is an “aggressive dog,” sometimes just a really bored dog?  Read more about Sailor here after watching him break the record.

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