The physique of the Dachshund has long been subject to hyperbole (such as the title to this post), and we suppose Dachshund owners must have a wicked sense of humor to put up with it all. Still, this video suggests that even seasoned Dachshie folks can be so surprised by their dog’s antics that they can’t stop laughing long enough to extricate their pup faster. It’s Monday morning. Enjoy.

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Ed note: We’re not sure of the origin of the expression, Two Dogs Long and Half a Dog High, but it is the name of a children’s book on bullying.